I am getting spoiled. Paul took the Tribute for a few days, so we've gotten to drive the Green Giant. You do not understand. I grew up out west of town (in a place where you were either out west of town, in town, or very wet), and since I had any interest in driving, I have always wanted a great, big, redneck truck (course I would happily settle for a Jeep). I love passing the ones that have the sticker on the back that says, "Silly boys, trucks are for girls." It has been every bit as great as I always thought it would be. People rarely cut you off. They do not ride your tail. They wait to see if you'd like to go first. And it is big (and gets the same mileage as my Tribute). Big. Redneck big.
Paul better take it back fast.